Famous Love Quotes - Our inspirational quotes

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

A bargain is anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.