Famous Love Quotes - Our inspirational quotes

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.

The massive gates of circumstance Are turned upon the smallest hinge, And thus some seeming pettiest chance Oft gives our life its after-tinge. The trifles of our daily lives, The common things, scarce worth recall, Whereof no visible trace survives, These are the mainsprings after all.

Smyrna, Rhodes, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athens--these seven cities contend as to being the birthplace of the illustrious Homer. [Lat., Smyrna, Rhodos, Colophon, Salamis, Chios, Argos, Athenae, Hae septem certant de stirpe insignis Homeri.]

To get something done a committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.

The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.

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