Famous Love Quotes - Our inspirational quotes

Never frown...even when you're sad you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.

He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.